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はじめに 第1章 ココロをくすぐるユーモラスな名言・迷言 　1 The optimist sees the whole ; 　2 Quitting (s ) is easy. 　3 To find a friend one must 　4 How long a minute is 　5 It's meaningless to 　6 Finding a worm in your apple 　7 Women like a man with a past, 　8 Christmas is a time when 　9 There are three stages of man; 　10 There are ( ) kinds of people 　11 An archaeologist is the best husband 　12 Baseball is like driving, 　13 Never doubt the courage of the French. 　14 Never ask ( ) if you 　15 Doing business without advertising 　16 High heels were invented 　17 You know you are getting old 　18 I changed my password 　19 Yesterday my husband thought 　20 Dear math teachers: 　21 I don't smoke or drink 　22 If you think you're too small 　23 Forget the ( ), I feel the entire zoo 第2章 ココロを動かすポジティブな名言・迷言 　24 The best way to make your dream 　25 Nothing is impossible. 　26 An American believes 　27 A parrot ( s) much 　28 If opportunity doesn？t knock, 　29 When one door of happiness closes, 　30 The dictionary is the only place 　31 When a man points a finger 　32 Don't worry, if Plan A 　33 Nothing in the world is 　34 If I am to speak ten minutes, 　35 Age is just a number. 　36 Man cannot discover new oceans 　37 A ( ) between makes love 　38 Love does not consist in 　39 It？s no coincidence 　40 I don't know who 　41 We do not stop playing 　42 Remember,( a ) is the( b ) 　43 By the time a man realizes 　44 A mother is not a person 　45 Life isn't measured by 　46 Be careful when you follow 　47 Make yourself heard. 　48 To the world you may be 　49 With ( a ) eyes and 　50 Yesterday is history, 　51 War doesn't determine 　52 Everything will be all right 第3章 ココロに浮かぶあの名言のパロディ迷言 　53 ( ) a day keeps the doctor 　54 Haste makes ( ). 　55 Where there？s a will, 　56 Never put off till 　57 He who laughs last 　番外編Many people believe 第4章 ジョークのオチを考えるのはあなただ！ 　#1 園児から先生へのプレゼント 　#2 仲睦まじい老夫婦 　#3 タクシー運転手の前職 　#4 命拾いのためのとっさの一言 　#5 老夫婦の願い事 　#6 ジグソーパズル完成のお祝い 　#7 シスターを訪ねた謎の男 　#8 画期的なスーパー 　#9 寝起きの悪い男の話